1. "If you look at the fact that you have a roof over your head, food to eat, that you are young and beautiful and live in a peaceful land, then no, you have nothing to be sad about. But the fact is, we are not only a physical body, we have souls too, and sometimes our souls get sick. If you break a leg you don’t just say ‘I have no reason to have a broken leg’ and ignore it; you seek help. It’s the same when your soul gets hurt. Don’t apologize for being sad."

    My doctor when I told her I had no reason to be sad (via hrive-ithiliel)

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    thevirginityslayer:

    edwardspoonhands:

    moeranda:

    itseliberg33:

    can she just get an award or something

    I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

    So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

    Best video in the world

    (Source: aryanstark, via pizza)

  2. if countries were students

    • Australia:   The class clown who makes everyone laugh
    • America:   The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
    • Canada:   The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
    • England:   The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
    • New Zealand:   Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
    • The Netherlands:   That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
    • France:   The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
    • China:   The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
    • Russia:   The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
  3. disowns:

    honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

    (via pizza)

  4. dinkles-shenanigans:

    the more I think about my past self the more I

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    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    horseskeepmesane:

    She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

    (Source: totalparksandrec, via pizza)

  5. xbean:

    ablogfortwolovers:

    WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

    Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

    (via shopjeen)

  6. vivianvivisection:

    jonesdavid813:

    h0llo:

    Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

    no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

    keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

    (via shopjeen)

    thelesserknown221c:

    stupidbastards:

    smaugnussen:

    goddessofsax:

    Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.

    dont let the fanfic writers see this

    I thought strawberry blonde would be in the blonde section…

    Her hair was a beautiful shade of firetruck

    (via pizza)

  7. frozen-fractals-all-around:

    a-different-kind-of-royalty:

    If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

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    (via pizza)

    bile100:

    bile100:

    bile100:

    bile100:

    sizvideos:

    Bird Cuts Pieces of Paper to Make Her Tail Longer

    YAS BITCH NEW WEAVE!!!! 22 INCHES!!!!!! YAAAAS!!!!

    22 INCHES!!!!!!

    NEW WEAVE!!! 22INCHEs!!!!!

    YAAAAAAAS!!!

    (via tyleroakley)

  8. the-chaotic-nether:

    I love this company already.

    (via pizza)

  9. (Source: euo, via perks-of-being-chinese)