1. infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

    infamouswhorror:

    i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

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  2. jediteaparty:

    arauj0:

    aangnog:

    i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

     and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

    also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

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  4. monkeysmeanbusiness:

    utteranonymity:

    Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

    A-fucking-men.

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  5. ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

    ivyblossom:

    All other typos can go home. This one wins.

    Reblogged from: perks-of-being-chinese
  6. did-you-kno:

While patrolling a local casino, police in west Germany located a man who had a warrant for unpaid fines. They confronted him just as his slot machine struck a jackpot, and he avoided jail time by paying his fine on the spot. Source

    did-you-kno:

    While patrolling a local casino, police in west Germany located a man who had a warrant for unpaid fines. They confronted him just as his slot machine struck a jackpot, and he avoided jail time by paying his fine on the spot. Source

    Reblogged from: did-you-kno
  7. snorlaxatives:

    shootingstarm:

    snorlaxatives:

    does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe

    image

    I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.

    image

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  8. celestial-time-sorceress:

    I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

    and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

    Reblogged from: copperyyarrow
  9. shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

    shawnpau:

    she’s getting stronger

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  11. pineplapple:

    turning up at a party with your cool friend

    image

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  13. annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

    annulet:

    pomfette:

    i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

    UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

    Reblogged from: copperyyarrow
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